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The world must listen or wish they would have. Now for many years I have been trying to prove my point and finally I have evidence to prove my theory. Now most of you probably have no idea of what I am talking about. So..... I have made it a point to explain everything in this paragraph. In the world today people make it a habit to make it seem as if they do not care when something sounds important. Well so far this paragraph sounds important. So that means if you made it this far into the paragraph, My theory is past a theory and well into fact. Now your wondering what the theory is, No? Well let me tell you. My theory is that I can consume time with a single strand or congregation of vowels and consonants. So if that is a little too techincal for you, let me spell it out for you, in a more simple manor. I can waste at least two minutes of somebody's day even without something to look at, other than words. Pure genius.